The E! Red Carpet special has already started gearing up by publish time (Eek! / Oops! Damn cramps!) but…
My Grammy ’13 Wardrobe Wishlist:
- A burka
- Dress / suit emblazoned with Klingon. Good luck, motherfuckers!
- One dude to participate in mocking CBS’ delivery with a gross gag.
- Someone figure out if we (they, of course I mean they!) can wear monogrammed purses. (Hard to avoid logos and nudity at same time.)
- A humorous or sexy “school-girl” outfit. (A play on “uniforms.”)
- To NOT see Ke$ha behave.
- Lady GaGa to agree and rock my world.